Neighbors are involved in a pageant for a local festival. I don’t really want to call it a beauty pageant because I’m not sure that’s exactly what it is meant to be, but the end result is crowning a festival queen and her court. Anyway, those selected end up at our neighbor’s house a few times leading up to the actual festival for reasons I’m not clear on (nor really care about). Today was apparently one of those days. Historically these young women have acted like they have the combined intelligence of my left big toe (my right big toe has an IQ of 174 and therefore isn’t a fair comparison). For example, some of you may remember the synchronized u-turn (even my left big toe was mocking them over that one). Anyway, today as they were leaving the neighbor yelled a “hi” to my mother and from what I hear, the women all turned and waved ... in unison. I’m beginning to believe the festival court must be robotic not human. (My left big toe agrees; my right one has some other theory that’s completely over my head.) Regardless of the truth both of my big toes and I are holding out hope for further ridiculousness in the months to come. |